This is what it feels like every morning during kidding season. It’s going to be a surprise. You really have no idea what you are about to unwrap when you open the door – surprise – I kidded 5 days early and I didn’t want to! Surprise – I am a flush kid and I ate the other embryo that you put in – you paid for two and I’m the only one coming out of there. Surprise – I decided to dump my water bucket and break my heat lamp last night for absolutely no reason, oh and I have been banging my head on the panel between me and my sister, cause I have decided I don’t like her anymore, you are going to need to repair that – SORRY. Surprise – I don’t know how my kid hung himself in the gate, but it happened late last night. Surprise – I had triplets and I don’t intend on taking care of all of them. Surprise – I was your best show doe and I cant seem to have this baby that is to big and coming head first with legs back – please rush me to the vet! Surprise – I had two solid red doe kids and I promise I didn’t see any other bucks! Surprise – I don’t have enough milk and I think I’m getting mastitis. Surprise – my kid got my wind pipes and he is going to bah for no reason constantly just like I do most of the time! Surprise – I am your best donor bred to your best buck and our kids got all of the recessive traits – good luck selling those online! Surprise – I have toxemia and I think I have decided I am giving up my right to live – good luck saving me and these awesome anticipated babies I’m carrying. Surprise – I had these two handsome buck kids all by myself last night, I cleaned them off, nursed them and put them to bed – I would like a bite of alfalfa, some grain and a fresh bucket of water – thanks for taking such great care of me – says 5% of the goats at my house! – These make you want to stay in the business! I hope everyone is having better luck with their flush kids than us and that luck and mother nature are on your side – happy days!